Gates refused entry to Nigeria
The Inquirer tells us that "ONE of the world's richest men, and software King of the World, Sir William Gates was denied a visa to enter Nigeria because officials were worried he was going to sponge off their social services.
Nigeria, which is famous for its countless widows with money in bank accounts that need laundering by western idiots, wanted proof that Gates would not live in Nigeria for ever.
Like many third world countries, such as the UK, whose reputation for being hell on toast is accompanied by a weird belief by immigration officials that people are desperate to live there, it seems that Gates had to jump through many hoops before they let him in.
After Bill was able to show the Nigerian bureaucrats that he more than ten zeros in his bank account, they realised that he might prove very useful to local industry. Specifically to Dr Clement Okon, who had written to Gates in his best capital letters to help him get some money out of the country."
Nigeria, which is famous for its countless widows with money in bank accounts that need laundering by western idiots, wanted proof that Gates would not live in Nigeria for ever.
Like many third world countries, such as the UK, whose reputation for being hell on toast is accompanied by a weird belief by immigration officials that people are desperate to live there, it seems that Gates had to jump through many hoops before they let him in.
After Bill was able to show the Nigerian bureaucrats that he more than ten zeros in his bank account, they realised that he might prove very useful to local industry. Specifically to Dr Clement Okon, who had written to Gates in his best capital letters to help him get some money out of the country."
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